Dear friends, I don't know if you've noticed from the tone of this
writing that I did not welcome this sudden attention. There are many
activities that I enjoy much more than reciting monologues that I can
barely if at all remember to a delirious and very unpredictable crowd.
I acted in that play by "a very interesting East-European
(again!) author" whose short bio EB had to invent for our
show's program because he did not know anything about that
guy. If I remember it right, they met in a bar in Chicago and
the interesting author gave a copy of his play to our dear EB
who managed to lose the envelope with the contact phone
number and a contact address. EB was hoping that the guy
would somehow find out we did his play and surprise us by
appearing for the opening night. I am sure glad he didn't.
The show was as close to a total disaster as I, as a guy who plays it
safer than safe could get. I think that by agreeing to direct that play
I've caused the biggest migration from CC since the grasshoppers
invasion in 1892.
I've never seen so many people run home straight from the rehearsal to
announce a garage sale and give away whatever they couldn't sell in
thirty minutes only to leave town without even stopping to say goodbye
to the friends they've spent years and years with.
The show went into a slow and than faster and faster regress,
from an ideal cast to replacement after replacement until
finally I ended up playing the lead and Jessica, the seven
eleven girl, with a butt as big as the Mid-West ended up
playing the East European (again!) mystery girl. Which all
provided for a lot of unintentionally funny moments.
If only we could gather enough stamina to go in front of the audience
for a few more nights, we may've had a cult show on our hands, one that
could tour colleges all the way to Chicago and Minneapolis.