> > >A dedicated UAW (United Auto Workers) union worker was attending
> > >a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to
> > >check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one,
> > >he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"
> > >"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
> > >"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
> > >"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
> > >Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off
> > >down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
> > >unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a
> > >brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a
> > >union house."
> > >The man asked, "And if I pay you $100,what cut do the girls get?"
> > >"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
> > >"That's more like it!" the UAW man said. He looked around the
> > >room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
> > >her for the night."
> > >"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an
> > >obese fifty-five year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here
> > >has seniority.