**** "Mislim, dakle postojim", rece Bosanac i ispari.
**** Sta je najgluplja stvar na svetu?
Kad zasadis cvarak i cekas da nikne svinja.
**** Sta se cuje kada pandur upadne u vodu?
G L U P !
**** Zasto Crnogorac nosi kariranu kosulju?
Da bi moga djeticu da kaze nesto u stilu:
"Pocesi me 3 kocke levo, jedna gore"
**** Pita majka sina:" Sta si radio danas?"
Dete:" Nista narocito, igrali smo fudbal sa Markom."
Majka:" ?!? Ali Marko nema ni ruke ni noge !?!"
Dete: " Pa da, on je bio lopta." ;>>>
**** Vidi dete Hitlera kako pazljivo gleda u dve viljuske.
-Ciko, sta to radis?
-Nista, gledam u dvogled - odgovori natzi boss.
-A 'el mogu ja malo da zvirnem - opet ce dete.
-Evo odmah - rece Hitler i nabi mu viljuske u oci!
-Ali ja ne vidim nista
-Cekaj da ti zaostrim sliku! ;>
**** Haso otvorio kasapnicu. Dolazi Muja i pita:
"Haso, imas svinjsku glavu?"
"Ma jok, to je zbog frizure."
**** Dodje Haso kod Muje u goste. Zapili se, smrklo se i poce i kisa
da pada. Gleda Muja u nevreme, pa rece Hasi da ide da mu razmesti
krevet, jer ne moze da ga pusti da po takvom kijametu ide kuci.
Vraca se u dnevnu sobu, a Hase nigde. Tek, malo kasnije, neko lupa
na vrata. Otvori Muja, kad Haso stoji pokisao do gole koze.
-'des' bio, nesreco?
-Pa ja, bolan, trkn'o kuci po pidzamu!
"That's not my opinion.... that's just what I think!"
Ciao for now, love Dusch;
"when you say that, smile!"
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'To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography
and the dancers hit each other.'
"G.G.R. is the way forward"
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