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G.G.R. (9256405@mull.sms.ed.ac.uk)
Mon, 22 Jan 1996 10:39:04 +0000

back again Anja!!!

>> > > >"The Gift"
>> > > >
>> > > >A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
>birthday, and
>> > > >as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
>> > > >decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but
>not too
>> > > >personal.
>> > > >
>> > > >Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and
>> > > >bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
>panties for
>> > > >herself.
>> > > >
>> > > >During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
>> > > >gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
>contents,
>> > > >the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the
>> > > >following note:
>> > > >
>> > > >"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing
>> > > >any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister, I
>> > > >would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short
>ones
>> > > >that are easier to remove.
>> > > >
>> > > >"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
>me the
>> > > >pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
>> > > >soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
>> > > >
>> > > >"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
>doubt other
>> > > >hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
>> > > >again.
>> > > >
>> > > >"When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
>away
>> > > >as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
>> > > >
>> > > >"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
>I hope
>> > > >you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.
>> > > >
>> > > >"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
>> > > >showing."
>> > > >
>> > > > --------
See ya , love Dusch
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