As is common knowledge, the Midwestern killer punch is prepared in a
simple way. First you fill the bathtub with ice, than
you pour in all the drinks that people have brought in for the party.
Than everyone keep filling their glasses with a ladle and
they drink until they all puke and pass out. Through trial and error
we've discovered that there is only one beverage that cannot
be mixed with the others in this manner-because it makes the whole
concoction absolutely unpalatable.
That beverage is ...
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